
How the Onion Defeated the Dreaded Great Sea Beast of the South
“It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day today,” said Cassie, bouncing onto the deck of the Onion. The crew looked less impressed than she’d hoped. “We’re already pirates,” Ewan Hughes pointed out. “Anything we say is talking like a pirate.” “Not quite,” said Cassie. “We’re supposed to say things like ‘Shiver me timbers’ or ‘Avast!’ or…